Dear Sir: I Found Your Golf Club
Golf Clubs, Golf Etiquette
Dear Mr. So_and_So,
I was walking with my owner at the golf course yesterday, enjoying the quiet of the winter fairways in these days just before the course reopens. We were having a grand time chasing geese – or I was, anyway, while my owner tagged along carefully, doing her best to avoid everything that the geese had left behind. I cleared a large flock from the eleventh fairway and then went after a group on the twelfth tee. Then I chased after a few stragglers I had missed, a half dozen or so birds pecking about midway ...
